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Someone has to say it. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Don't piss that woman off! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

You're damned right I said it! Someone had to. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Choking on the hair of the dog Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

And cabbages and kings. (You get extra points if you don't have to Google that) Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Did you ever stop to consider that the heart doesn't know what the hell it wants? Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Some people just stink of goodness. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Never thought I would see it. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Suppor…

Casting the first stone and all that shit. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

There are Words and then there are Vile actions. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

The keyword is "Try" Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Two very different terms for one fast food visit. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra…

Like sugar covered meth, but they cost more. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

And some times its just a catchy title Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Rod Serling suffered from horrible flop sweat. Why does that make me feel better? Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Yeah, this one went dirty. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Nothing better than a hangover to put it all into perspective Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Good things come to bad people who wait. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Love is a bitch. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

But less organized... Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Think Riders on the storm by the Doors, but much more awkward. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Not sure even Nyquil will work here. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Off of the streets and smelling up a stage near you! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

The man was in The X-Men and Le Mis for God's sake! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

I am probably going to get some hate mail for this one. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

This podcast does not star Kurt Russell. (He won't return my calls) Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Not to be confused as directly stealing a great line from an old poem.... Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Take a stand, even if its obscene. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Because sometimes, the muse is upon you, and sometimes it's on meth too. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Slut shaming is wrong....... but what if it's funny? Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Because it's important to have a hobby, even if it pisses people off. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

It's ok to hate people sometimes Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Too many twisted things on my to do list! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

And I'm too short to be Superman. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Not the cartoon, this is dirty Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

But not like the song. Just saying. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Trigger warnings should be unnecessary. Should be. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extr…

New Year, New Lies Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Ho Ho F-ing Ho! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

They call them the holidays for a reason. Suck it up. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

I will make the Grinch my bitch. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Admit it, the only thing you saw was "Sexual Side Effects" Everyone loves a freak show. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support t…

Because Stupid is as Stupid has enough money to does. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Over rated pieces of shit! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the showDoor Will McKinley

Sometimes you just stare, and its not rude. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Because Evil should never be a short story. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…

Dress to impress! And your ass doesn't impress me! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show…